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12.06.2025 03:07

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Still no good
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
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They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
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No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
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Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
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Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
No, not a chance
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Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
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